chapteronemanhattan:

fucking jon hamm, steve carrell, stephen colbert and jimmy fallon whaaaaa

ON SNL. RIGHT NOW. AAAAHHHH.

Oh, this is a really good one!

My favourite quote is by Elayne Boosler. It appeals to me as a biologically female transvestite. The quote is “I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.”

Another quote that appeals to the existentialist in me is “Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable” by Oliver Wendell Holmes.

As for atheist quotes, this little collection of mine features my favourite atheist quotes:

“If the devil does not exist, and man has therefore created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Faith means not wanting to know what is true” - Friedrich Nietzche

“We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God who creates faulty humans and then blames them for his own mistakes” - Gene Roddenberry

“Realists do not fear the results of their study” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike” - Delos B. McKown

“It aint the parts of the Bible I can’t understand that bothers me, it’s the parts that I do understand” - Mark Twain

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family” - Stephen Colbert

“Men reject their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and honor those whom they have slain” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Gods don’t kill people, people kill people” - David Viane

“Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you from asking the questions” - Frater Ravus

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization” - George Carlin

“How can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day?” - Dave Foley