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Emily of the Pen

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About Me:
I'm Emily, and I'm a 18-year-old tattooed, nerdy, cat-obsessed atheist from southern Ontario, Canada. In the non-Internet world, I'm a professional writer and psychology major. I believe comedy is the answer to everything. I'm body-positive, sex-positive, queer, an intactivist and a right-leaning libertarian but I NEVER take things too seriously. I have a severe heart condition that will limit my life span, so I want to spend the time I have laughing.

My Nerdgasms:
Kids in the Hall | Steampunk/Dieselpunk | Comedy | Canadian television | Marvel comics | Sex | French history, music, and literature | Classic literature | Inside jokes | Horror | Mystery | Tooth extractions | Musicals, rock operas, and rock | History | Playstation | Cartoons | Tattoos | Food | Large sea creatures (squid, whales, sharks, ect)

The love of my life, Chip

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