January 2012
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My new year’s resolution is to watch Brave. I’ve been waiting since 2008. THIS. WILL. HAPPEN.
Jan 1st
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Eating soup, getting drunk, cuddling my cat, watching Our Lady Peace at Niagara Falls, and reading my new steampunk book. Great NYE :)
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Reblog if a fictional character has helped shape...
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I always talk about the best animated shows from...
Mentors The Jersey The Famous Jett Jackson Even Stevens Lizzie McGuire Phil of the Future
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A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway: 11:57 pm 11:58 pm 11:59 pm 12:00 am 12:01 am  
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Happy New Year!
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December 2011
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I hate when people bitch about Shatner being fat
The man is 80 and works full time; he’s allowed to get a little doughy.
Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
thepetroguy: taxidermiedtaxattorney: anirishginger: ripkamsud: roboland: profoundnegro: WHAT IN THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK . nahhhhhhh. nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. this is the reason why we have so many diseases amongst humans.  white people. white people white people white people white people white people white people NO, JUST NO TO BESTIALITY. Haahahhahahahhhah I have watched...
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Mom: Please don’t get pregnant before you’re married. Me: Don’t worry. I’d get an abortion. Mom: Me:
Dec 31st
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Don't be an idiot tonight.
tyleroakley: There is no excuse for drunk driving. It’s just selfish. If you need to get home, call 800-222-4357, AAA will haul you and your car for free. Have a safe New Year!
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oh my god guys SNL on netflix is delicious
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I have found myself recently very attracted to 30-40-year-old black women. Complete UNF.
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Dec 30th
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Dec 30th
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I have an immense hatred for children and...
Not unemployed moms who want to work but can’t find a job, I’m talking about the women who chose to spend 24/7 with their kids and see them as her “life”. My boiling hatred for them is borderline psychotic. I wish we could live in the Brave New World, where “mom” is a bad word and kids are segregated from everyone else until they’re older and less...
Dec 30th
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I have never seen Trey Parker and Matt Stone...
So I think they should just be combined as a human centipede. Parker has the prettier face and Stone has the nicer ass so it would work out. Just sayin’.
Dec 30th
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